The Big Bang Theory

"Actress" Or Actress

"Actress" Or Actress

“Sheldon: I’ll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine… I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That’s… rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?”
— The Big Bang Theory
“Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go”
— The Big Bang Theory
The moment Sheldon realised that someone had been sitting in his spot.

The moment Sheldon realised that someone had been sitting in his spot.

“"A Neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "For you, no charge"”

Dr. Sheldon Cooper 

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon - Hello Leonard, do you like my bongos? Bet you didn’t know that I had bongos.
Leonard - Sheldon, it’s 3 in the morning
Sheldon - 3 in the morning is a good time for bongos
Leonard - I was sleeping
Sheldon - Leonard sleeps when i play bongos
Leonard - No he doesn’t
Sheldon - Leonard no sleeps when i play bongos. 
BONGO SOLO!!!!!

Sheldon - Hello Leonard, do you like my bongos? Bet you didn’t know that I had bongos.

Leonard - Sheldon, it’s 3 in the morning

Sheldon - 3 in the morning is a good time for bongos

Leonard - I was sleeping

Sheldon - Leonard sleeps when i play bongos

Leonard - No he doesn’t

Sheldon - Leonard no sleeps when i play bongos. 

BONGO SOLO!!!!!