The Big Bang Theory

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BAZINGA

The moment Sheldon realised that someone had been sitting in his spot.

The moment Sheldon realised that someone had been sitting in his spot.

“A Neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies “For you, no charge”
—

Dr. Sheldon Cooper 

The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon - Hello Leonard, do you like my bongos? Bet you didn’t know that I had bongos. Leonard - Sheldon, it’s 3 in the morning Sheldon - 3 in the morning is a good time for bongos Leonard - I was sleeping Sheldon - Leonard sleeps when i play bongos Leonard - No he doesn’t Sheldon - Leonard no sleeps when i play bongos.  BONGO SOLO!!!!!

Sheldon - Hello Leonard, do you like my bongos? Bet you didn’t know that I had bongos.

Leonard - Sheldon, it’s 3 in the morning

Sheldon - 3 in the morning is a good time for bongos

Leonard - I was sleeping

Sheldon - Leonard sleeps when i play bongos

Leonard - No he doesn’t

Sheldon - Leonard no sleeps when i play bongos. 

BONGO SOLO!!!!!

Penny - Are we your X-Men?

Sheldon - No, The X-Men were named for the “X” in Charles Xavier. Since i am Sheldon Cooper, you will by my C-men

“ I am not crazy, my mother had me tested ”
— Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper
Rock crushes scissors Scissors cut paper Paper covers rock Rock crushes lizard Lizard poisons Spock Spock smashes scissors Scissors decapitate lizard Lizard eats paper Paper disproves Spock Spock vaporizes rock

Rock crushes scissors

Scissors cut paper

Paper covers rock

Rock crushes lizard

Lizard poisons Spock

Spock smashes scissors

Scissors decapitate lizard

Lizard eats paper

Paper disproves Spock

Spock vaporizes rock